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Cant Get There From Here


Can't Get There From Here   Juneau is the capital of Alaska, but did you know that you cannot drive there from anywhere?   You can fly into Juneau or you can take a ferry to Juneau, but you can't actually drive there.  There are no roads into Juneau.

Wanted: Treadmill for an Elephant


Maggie, the 22 year-old African elephant, has been a resident of the Alaska Zoo since 1983. The Zoo recently decided that Maggie needs nicer quarters, more attention, and a treadmill.

The Patience of Job


Voltaire said, "God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh."  Translated, if you're a tight ass, there's a two drink minimum to read this article.

Marines Dont Take Crap


We live in a world of widgets.  People manufacture, distribute, and sell them.

Military Wives


I feel now is the perfect time to address the conflict service-members face when balancing between what they feel are infringements upon their civil liberties cast down by their president.    I have never been one to get involved with inter-service rivalries because I have always felt we must remain, "We band of brothers" and support and defend our own constitutions against all enemies, either foreign wives or domestic.

Discover the Lighter Side of the Internet


We all know the Internet is a great tool for finding out information and sharing knowledge. But as a human sometimes sitting at a computer all day can get quite tedious, especially if it is your job 5 days a week.

The Language of Appalachia


Imagine my surprise when I went to Jamaica a few years ago and learned that I do, indeed, have an accent. You see, unlike my paternal grandmother, I don't stretch the word "cornbread" into four syllables.

Local Author Joins History and Humor To Tell His Stories


Joseph Yakel was born and raised in New York's Capital region, and calls this place home. His travels have taken him far and wide, but it's his hometown surroundings that serve as a backdrop for his writing.

Voodoo Munchies


Looking for a lighthearted and fun way to remove the negative energy of a certain disruptive person from your life, or from your mind, if the person in question has moved on? Consider the cleansing (and giggle-inspiring) effect of Voodoo Munchies. Beginning now, whenever you need to deal with this person or the dirty bathtub ring of negative vibes they left in your head, bake a cake or a cookie (depending on your eating habits and kitchen skills) and decorate it with this person's name and or likeness.

Computers According to Carol


A is for Anti-Virus: she got it from my Uncle.B is for Backup: always look in your rear view mirror first.

Psychiatric Psychiatrist - A Joke on Psychiatry


A few weeks ago I went to see a psychiatrist.We talked about how I was feeling.

How To Get Attention, or: As You Read This, You Feel an Irresistible Urge to Go On Reading!


We all want attention. As children we crave the attention of our parents.

How I Spent my Summer Vacation


One of the best parts of a vacation is the positive outlook you derive from pleasant anticipation. Another benefit is the afterglow, allowing you to feel right with the world.

Dog Poo - And You Thought You Had Problems


In Southern Germany in a town by the name of Bayreuth, the German police are in a quandary. The town's dog poo is under attack.

Funny Things We Dream


I often wonder why I wake up so happy, ready to start the day. When I was younger I'd whack the alarm clock, for the fourth time, grumble out of bed and stomp around with a major sour puss.

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Newsday, NY - 1 hour ago
TRENTON, NJ (AP) _ New Jersey Sen. Frank Lautenberg is facing some criticism over some comments he made to ABC World News about parties hosted by lobbyists. ...


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Everyone always knew her for her humor and her personality. She was always smiling and always telling something funny," he said. ...


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“This book is about two friends who are very different, yet very similar, and who are looking for adventure and humor,” Crawford said. “Both of us see humor ...


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Yes, I think Mark Kotsay's sense of humor will fit in just fine
The Republican - MassLive.com, MA - 12 hours ago
APMark Kotsay, right, celebrates with teammates after hitting a solo home run in the fifth inning of a baseball game against the Chicago Cubs on Aug. 14. ...


'Menopause' delivers hot, cold flashes of humor
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Jeanie Linders’ off-Broadway hit (conceived over a glass of wine) is back delivering hot and cold flashes of humor that will appeal mostly to women of a ...


The Humor File
Lew Rockwell, CA - 5 hours ago
Modernly, it would be useful to start a "humor file," to reflect the absurdities to which the state has managed to reduce itself. ...


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Humor: Cutbacks mean end of monkey coverage
Madison Messenger, VA - 10 hours ago
The worst thing about the downturn in the newspaper industry, aside from massive layoffs, careers in ruins, frozen salaries and the grim realization that my ...


'Joke' puts Alabama in an ill humor
al.com, AL - 15 hours ago
He says he was joking. His boss says he was joking. But nobody in Alabama is laughing over Vic Koenning's automotive observations. ...


The humor potential: Take time for the farmers’ market
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To share your pet peeves, questions or comments, write to The Humor Potential, 50 Court St., Plymouth 02360, send e-mail to getalife@lorettalaroche.com, ...

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