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Cant Get There From Here


Can't Get There From Here Juneau is the capital of Alaska, but did you know that you cannot drive there from anywhere? You can fly into Juneau or you can take a ferry to Juneau, but you can't actually drive there. There are no roads into Juneau.

Wanted: Treadmill for an Elephant


Maggie, the 22 year-old African elephant, has been a resident of the Alaska Zoo since 1983. The Zoo recently decided that Maggie needs nicer quarters, more attention, and a treadmill.

The Patience of Job


Voltaire said, "God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh." Translated, if you're a tight ass, there's a two drink minimum to read this article.

Marines Dont Take Crap


We live in a world of widgets. People manufacture, distribute, and sell them.

Military Wives


I feel now is the perfect time to address the conflict service-members face when balancing between what they feel are infringements upon their civil liberties cast down by their president. I have never been one to get involved with inter-service rivalries because I have always felt we must remain, "We band of brothers" and support and defend our own constitutions against all enemies, either foreign wives or domestic.

Discover the Lighter Side of the Internet


We all know the Internet is a great tool for finding out information and sharing knowledge. But as a human sometimes sitting at a computer all day can get quite tedious, especially if it is your job 5 days a week.

The Language of Appalachia


Imagine my surprise when I went to Jamaica a few years ago and learned that I do, indeed, have an accent. You see, unlike my paternal grandmother, I don't stretch the word "cornbread" into four syllables.

Local Author Joins History and Humor To Tell His Stories


Joseph Yakel was born and raised in New York's Capital region, and calls this place home. His travels have taken him far and wide, but it's his hometown surroundings that serve as a backdrop for his writing.

Voodoo Munchies


Looking for a lighthearted and fun way to remove the negative energy of a certain disruptive person from your life, or from your mind, if the person in question has moved on? Consider the cleansing (and giggle-inspiring) effect of Voodoo Munchies. Beginning now, whenever you need to deal with this person or the dirty bathtub ring of negative vibes they left in your head, bake a cake or a cookie (depending on your eating habits and kitchen skills) and decorate it with this person's name and or likeness.

Computers According to Carol


A is for Anti-Virus: she got it from my Uncle.B is for Backup: always look in your rear view mirror first.

Psychiatric Psychiatrist - A Joke on Psychiatry


A few weeks ago I went to see a psychiatrist.We talked about how I was feeling.

How To Get Attention, or: As You Read This, You Feel an Irresistible Urge to Go On Reading!


We all want attention. As children we crave the attention of our parents.

How I Spent my Summer Vacation


One of the best parts of a vacation is the positive outlook you derive from pleasant anticipation. Another benefit is the afterglow, allowing you to feel right with the world.

Dog Poo - And You Thought You Had Problems


In Southern Germany in a town by the name of Bayreuth, the German police are in a quandary. The town's dog poo is under attack.

Funny Things We Dream


I often wonder why I wake up so happy, ready to start the day. When I was younger I'd whack the alarm clock, for the fourth time, grumble out of bed and stomp around with a major sour puss.

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Appreciation: With an arched brow, Roger Moore found humor in Bond, life
The Providence Journal
Moore accepted this fate with good humor, insisting throughout his life that Connery's Bond, more macho and a killer, is the definitive and best interpretation. In fact, most of his accolades, including his knighthood, came from his work off-screen ...
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U.S. News & World Report

With an Arched Brow, Roger Moore Found Humor in Bond, Life
U.S. News & World Report
FILE - British actor Roger Moore, playing the title role of secret service agent 007, James Bond, is shown on location in England in 1972. Moore, played Bond in seven films, more than any other actor. Roger Moore's family said Tuesday May 23, 2017 that ...
Roger Moore: The Wittiest James Bond in HistoryGQ Magazine
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Heroic Hollywood (blog)

Chris Pine And Patty Jenkins Explore 'Wonder Woman's Humor
Heroic Hollywood (blog)
Making a concerted effort to bring some more light, heart, and laughs to the DCEU, Wonder Woman director Patty Jenkins and star Chris Pine spoke to Comicbook.com about the film's humor. In particular, Pine highlighted what it was like to play a male ...
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Distorted Humor Colt Sells for $850,000 | BloodHorse.com
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A bay colt by Distorted Humor was bought by trainer Simon Callaghan for $850000 to become the second-highest price at the Fasig-Tipton Midlantic sale of ...
Distorted Humor Colt Fetches $850K at FTMMAYThoroughbred Daily News

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Breitbart News

Clint Eastwood Warns Political Correctness 'Killing' Country: 'We've Lost Our Sense of Humor'
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Hollywood screen legend Clint Eastwood sounded off on what he described as the scourge of political correctness in an impassioned speech this weekend at the Cannes Film Festival. While addressing a packed audience Sunday, the Oscar-winner said his ...
Clint Eastwood: 'We've lost our sense of humor'WND.com
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Adweek

Peabody Awards Balance Somber Subjects With Hard-Hitting Humor
Adweek
Peabody Awards Balance Somber Subjects With Hard-Hitting Humor. Speeches emphasize the importance of serious reporting and satire. By Marty Swant. |. 22 hours ago. Veep co-stars Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Timothy Simons received a Peabody Award on ...



The Times of Israel

Controversial MK's selfie with Trump sparks ire, humor
The Times of Israel
US President Donald Trump poses for a selfie with MK Oren Hazan at Ben Gurion Airport on Monday, May 22, 2017. Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's hand can be seen in the lower right-hand corner, in a failed attempt to deflect Hazan's arm.

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SFGate

Bay to Breakers costumes show off local creativity, humor at its finest
SFGate
Bay to Breakers costumes show off local creativity, humor at its finest. By Dianne de Guzman, SFGATE. Updated 10:40 am, Monday, May 22, 2017. People dressed as unicorns walk on Fell Street as they participate in the Bay to Breakers. Remi Fernandez ...

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seattlepi.com

Carolyn Hax: Tween daughter thinks it's dishonest to humor ...
seattlepi.com
Adapted from a recent online discussion. Dear Carolyn: My 11-year-old daughter is going through a phase right now of extreme, black-and-white thinking.

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Daily Racing Form

Distorted Humor has classic influence
Daily Racing Form
Distorted Humor immediately rewarded his new owners with 2003 Kentucky Derby and Preakness Stakes winner and champion Funny Cide, who was bred by the farm. Eight years later, he presented them with another classic winner, as WinStar colorbearer ...


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