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Cant Get There From Here


Can't Get There From Here   Juneau is the capital of Alaska, but did you know that you cannot drive there from anywhere?   You can fly into Juneau or you can take a ferry to Juneau, but you can't actually drive there.  There are no roads into Juneau.

Wanted: Treadmill for an Elephant


Maggie, the 22 year-old African elephant, has been a resident of the Alaska Zoo since 1983. The Zoo recently decided that Maggie needs nicer quarters, more attention, and a treadmill.

The Patience of Job


Voltaire said, "God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh."  Translated, if you're a tight ass, there's a two drink minimum to read this article.

Marines Dont Take Crap


We live in a world of widgets.  People manufacture, distribute, and sell them.

Military Wives


I feel now is the perfect time to address the conflict service-members face when balancing between what they feel are infringements upon their civil liberties cast down by their president.    I have never been one to get involved with inter-service rivalries because I have always felt we must remain, "We band of brothers" and support and defend our own constitutions against all enemies, either foreign wives or domestic.

Discover the Lighter Side of the Internet


We all know the Internet is a great tool for finding out information and sharing knowledge. But as a human sometimes sitting at a computer all day can get quite tedious, especially if it is your job 5 days a week.

The Language of Appalachia


Imagine my surprise when I went to Jamaica a few years ago and learned that I do, indeed, have an accent. You see, unlike my paternal grandmother, I don't stretch the word "cornbread" into four syllables.

Local Author Joins History and Humor To Tell His Stories


Joseph Yakel was born and raised in New York's Capital region, and calls this place home. His travels have taken him far and wide, but it's his hometown surroundings that serve as a backdrop for his writing.

Voodoo Munchies


Looking for a lighthearted and fun way to remove the negative energy of a certain disruptive person from your life, or from your mind, if the person in question has moved on? Consider the cleansing (and giggle-inspiring) effect of Voodoo Munchies. Beginning now, whenever you need to deal with this person or the dirty bathtub ring of negative vibes they left in your head, bake a cake or a cookie (depending on your eating habits and kitchen skills) and decorate it with this person's name and or likeness.

Computers According to Carol


A is for Anti-Virus: she got it from my Uncle.B is for Backup: always look in your rear view mirror first.

Psychiatric Psychiatrist - A Joke on Psychiatry


A few weeks ago I went to see a psychiatrist.We talked about how I was feeling.

How To Get Attention, or: As You Read This, You Feel an Irresistible Urge to Go On Reading!


We all want attention. As children we crave the attention of our parents.

How I Spent my Summer Vacation


One of the best parts of a vacation is the positive outlook you derive from pleasant anticipation. Another benefit is the afterglow, allowing you to feel right with the world.

Dog Poo - And You Thought You Had Problems


In Southern Germany in a town by the name of Bayreuth, the German police are in a quandary. The town's dog poo is under attack.

Funny Things We Dream


I often wonder why I wake up so happy, ready to start the day. When I was younger I'd whack the alarm clock, for the fourth time, grumble out of bed and stomp around with a major sour puss.

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Houston Chronicle, United States - May 17, 2008
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Deseret News, UT - 5 hours ago
In an amazingly well-crafted collection of 14 his essays, "Havanas in Camelot," Styron touches on a variety of personal topics with humor and delicious ...


Comedian Darren Carter brings his barrio humor back to Salinas
Monterey County Herald, CA - 3 hours ago
By MARC CABRERA Darren Carter will perform Friday at the Fox Theater in Salinas. Show starts at 8 pm For being a red-headed white guy from Fresno, ...


Riverfront Theatre's finale provides more than surface humor
Rockford Register Star, IL - 17 hours ago
By ictor R. Yehling Ron Hutchinson’s “Moonlight & Magnolias,” the final production of the first Riverfront Theatre Company season at the Clock Tower Resort ...


Serious message with humor
Ventura County Star, CA - May 17, 2008
Thousand Oaks 05/16/08 Students at Weathersfield Elementary in Thousand Oaks laugh at Spanner the clown and Clampit the clown during Friday's Ventura County ...


Boston Globe

Hookups, hang-ups, and humor
Boston Globe, United States - May 15, 2008
Jesse Archer (left, with Charlie David) is co-writer and costar of Casper Andreas's same-sex romantic comedy. (EMBREM ENTERTAINMENT) It's a neat trick that ...


Columbus Dispatch

Humor us, won't you?
Columbus Dispatch, OH - May 17, 2008
Take a minute to study our latest Moderately Confused "blank" panel, drawn by Dispatch editorial cartoonist Jeff Stahler. Then submit one or more caption ...


Powwow host wrestles with balancing history, humor
The State, SC - May 16, 2008
By JOEY HOLLEMAN - jholleman@thestate.com As Rick Byrd, powwow master of ceremonies, he tries to mix in a little education. Byrd will command the microphone ...


• Comedian/activist uses humor to get message across
Muskegon Chronicle - MLive.com, MI - May 16, 2008
... humorist, satirist, social activist or prophet. Gregory has a talent for finding humor, in and outside the headlines. Just don't call it a gift.


About 50 Democrats use humor, ingenuity to stump for honor as ...
Colorado Springs Gazette, CO - May 17, 2008
BY ED SEALOVER You have 15 seconds to persuade several thousand Democrats to make you a delegate to your party's national convention. ...

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