Humor Information

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Cant Get There From Here


Can't Get There From Here Juneau is the capital of Alaska, but did you know that you cannot drive there from anywhere? You can fly into Juneau or you can take a ferry to Juneau, but you can't actually drive there. There are no roads into Juneau.

Wanted: Treadmill for an Elephant


Maggie, the 22 year-old African elephant, has been a resident of the Alaska Zoo since 1983. The Zoo recently decided that Maggie needs nicer quarters, more attention, and a treadmill.

The Patience of Job


Voltaire said, "God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh." Translated, if you're a tight ass, there's a two drink minimum to read this article.

Marines Dont Take Crap


We live in a world of widgets. People manufacture, distribute, and sell them.

Military Wives


I feel now is the perfect time to address the conflict service-members face when balancing between what they feel are infringements upon their civil liberties cast down by their president. I have never been one to get involved with inter-service rivalries because I have always felt we must remain, "We band of brothers" and support and defend our own constitutions against all enemies, either foreign wives or domestic.

Discover the Lighter Side of the Internet


We all know the Internet is a great tool for finding out information and sharing knowledge. But as a human sometimes sitting at a computer all day can get quite tedious, especially if it is your job 5 days a week.

The Language of Appalachia


Imagine my surprise when I went to Jamaica a few years ago and learned that I do, indeed, have an accent. You see, unlike my paternal grandmother, I don't stretch the word "cornbread" into four syllables.

Local Author Joins History and Humor To Tell His Stories


Joseph Yakel was born and raised in New York's Capital region, and calls this place home. His travels have taken him far and wide, but it's his hometown surroundings that serve as a backdrop for his writing.

Voodoo Munchies


Looking for a lighthearted and fun way to remove the negative energy of a certain disruptive person from your life, or from your mind, if the person in question has moved on? Consider the cleansing (and giggle-inspiring) effect of Voodoo Munchies. Beginning now, whenever you need to deal with this person or the dirty bathtub ring of negative vibes they left in your head, bake a cake or a cookie (depending on your eating habits and kitchen skills) and decorate it with this person's name and or likeness.

Computers According to Carol


A is for Anti-Virus: she got it from my Uncle.B is for Backup: always look in your rear view mirror first.

Psychiatric Psychiatrist - A Joke on Psychiatry


A few weeks ago I went to see a psychiatrist.We talked about how I was feeling.

How To Get Attention, or: As You Read This, You Feel an Irresistible Urge to Go On Reading!


We all want attention. As children we crave the attention of our parents.

How I Spent my Summer Vacation


One of the best parts of a vacation is the positive outlook you derive from pleasant anticipation. Another benefit is the afterglow, allowing you to feel right with the world.

Dog Poo - And You Thought You Had Problems


In Southern Germany in a town by the name of Bayreuth, the German police are in a quandary. The town's dog poo is under attack.

Funny Things We Dream


I often wonder why I wake up so happy, ready to start the day. When I was younger I'd whack the alarm clock, for the fourth time, grumble out of bed and stomp around with a major sour puss.

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Angel Yin's distance, humor a welcome addition for Team USA at Solheim Cup
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Brad Paisley Says His Sense of Humor Made Wife Kimberly Fall for Him — "I Can Make Her Laugh Really Easily!"
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Comedy that appeals to young people can be surreal and dark — and completely meaningless.

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Brad Paisley Reveals His Sense of Humor Is the 'Only Reason' He 'Won Over' Wife Kimberly
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Brad Paisley's wife didn't fall for him because of his swoon-worthy voice — but rather, his wit. “The only reason I won her over, I think, was my sense of humor,” Paisley, 44, tells PEOPLE of his longtime love Kimberly Williams-Paisley, whom he ...

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Joseph Bologna, Onscreen Tough Guy With a Sense of Humor, Dies at 82
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US Attorney Candidate for Manhattan: A Canny Mind With Humor
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Mr. Berman, his friends and colleagues said, is a serious — but not too serious — man with a canny legal mind and a wry sense of humor, a lawyer who is eminently qualified, but not quite as intense, intellectual or self-aggrandizing as some of his ...



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Ex-Lion Suh kicks up the humor in shoe ad
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Former Detroit Lion defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh has humorously stepped into selling shoes for Foot Locker. (Photo: Screen grab from video). CONNECTTWEETLINKEDINCOMMENTEMAILMORE. Former Detroit Lion defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh ...

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Nicole Malliotakis uses unapologetic humor to walk tight rope over stigmas women face in politics
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